Sunday, October 4, 2009

GPS Systems

So this summer I went to the poconos. Fun time with my grandparents. He had an antique typewriter. In other words he had a typewriter. Anyway, fun time, then we went home. And our FREAKIN GPS SYSTEM got us lost. What was supposed to be a half hour drive took us almost 4. And this is from Philadelphia to Mount laurel. Our GPS (Lola) was absolutely crazy. It was like: "Right turn at the left area, then go up." I was like waaaa? I was afraid this was gonna end up like that movie Eagle eye.

"Turn Right Shia. Then walk five steps and you'll see a man with a briefcase. The go up.....in flames"

Now I'm scared. We were going in circles for hours. Why do people use the GPS systems? Like imagine Nascar drivers with a GPS. What would that be like?

"Left turn, followed by a left turn, followed by a left turn, followed by a left turn..."

What, are people getting lost on the track? Having to stop to ask for directions? They'd get hit with a car going a million miles an hour. These things are insane. I feel like they are going to like rise up against humanity or something.

They are going to tell us to all go up...in flames. I'm scared.

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