Video Games

Mario doesn't make sense to me. He gets a leaf, then randomly turns into a raccoon. Thats like Mario getting a brain, then turning into George Bush, it just doesn't make sense. And Luigi, poor guy, hes the tall in shape one. Mario is fat and lazy and short. And Bowser. That dude's got some serious anger issues. Oh and of course darling Peach. Getting captured every other day. Poor Mario.